Synderella

“Oh, don’t get it twisted honeycomb. I’m a survivor first, capitalist second and a whole bunch of shit after that. But a hooker dead last! So if I’ve got even a Jew at an Al Qaida pep rally’s shot at getting my black ass up out of this motherfucker I’m taking it!”

“Jesus and I agreed to see other people. It don’t mean that we don’t talk from time to time..”

“He poison, he aint never gonna change and he might end up killin’ you.”

“I damn near glamor people already. Gimme what ya’ll got. Not only will I be a badass vampire, but I’d be your badass vampire.”

“‘sCuse me…Who ordered the hamburger…with AIDS…In this restaurant a hamburger deluxe comes with french fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and…AIDS! Do anyone got a problem wit dat?….Aw baby its too late for that faggots been breeding your cows, raisin’ your chickens even brewin your beer long before I walked my sexy ass up in this mother f*cker everything on your god damn table got aids…Well all you gots to do is say hold the aids here…eat it…Bitch you come into my house you gunna eat the food THE WAY I F*CKIN MAKE IT…Do you understand me?..Tip your waitress”